Gruss vom Krampus (2022)

Upstairs: visit Krampus Village!

The idea for this one had been rattling around my brain for a couple of years, but I thought that rendering a Krampus-ified version of the old-school Wanamaker light show would be too hard to pull off. But that wound up being my favorite part of the drawing.

As ever, I am utterly unable to draw people to look like who they’re supposed to be. I think I actually backslid on that here.

The rest of the Krampus Krew (even Rachel and Zillie) is on hand here, the first time everyone appeared in the same Krampuskarten.

Gruss vom Krampus (2021)

Someone needs a hug.

Poor Krampus found himself on the wrong side of the Krampus-kid dynamic in the 2021 Krampuskarten, I think for the first time since I started drawing these. You’d think he’d be smarter than to engage this crew (bolstered by Rachel, fresh off her summer debut in OBX) in Cards Against Humanity. There hasn’t been this kind of poor judgement from a folklore-ish figure since the Grim Reaper got so thoroughly played by Bill and Ted.

I’m pretty pleased with this drawing–it’s simple and clean, and it reduced well to fit into its envelope. I tend to forget that details will be lost in the reduction, which unfortunately I was reminded of (very) recently.

Krampus’s shagginess (and, well, tongue) makes it hard to get too detailed with expressions, but I was reasonably pleased with his lower lip and big, cry-y eyes. There’s a tear there, too, though it’s almost impossible to see.

I forgot to color K’s ears and horns. Oops. I also forgot to add Zillie in the background, which I usually do for the kids’ Krampuskartens.

More computer-aided fun for Robby’s Lemonheads.

And, yeah, of course I’m biased: Maia is winning.

Gruss vom Krampus (2020)

Discontinue THIS!

Last year’s krampuskarten, pixellated for family viewing. Here’s the original.

From where I stand, Southern Tier started the Krampus kraze with its helles lager, then pulled the rug out from under everyone (read “me and my friends”) by discontinuing it. I managed to grab three or four bottles when the bad news came down, and I enjoyed one a year ever since. Last year we polished off the last one, though not without some ceremony.

It’s no wonder Krampus would be pissed off at Southern Tier. And it’s only natural that, as Krampus’s besties, we’d support him in letting ST know about it.

Happy Krampusnacht to all (except Southern Tier)!

Gruss vom Krampus (2019)

What the f, Krampus?!

Though I celebrated Krampusnacht on the appropriate day this year, it totally slipped my mind to do the annual last-year’s-krampuskarten post here. Until now.

Once again, we have Krampus interceding as not-very-resembly Lisa and Beth embark on traditional holiday pursuits. Even if no one (aside from Krampus) looks like they should, I like the idea here–particularly the basket full of cookies. The fridge magnet tribute was a last-minute addition, and it has the benefit of being “canon” (which is to say, there’s a fridge with alphabet magnets on it in Beth’s kitchen).

This was one of the first drawings I did in my new drawing pad, which I selected with help at Blick’s in Philadelphia. This paper works with the Tombow markers way better than my last pad.

Gruss vom Krampus (2018)

2018 Krampuskarten (crop)
He’s gonna need a bigger basket.

Here’s last year’s Krampuskarten. For this fourth effort I returned to featuring the childrens. For some reason, this set in my head that I am on a rotation of who is featured with the K-man (spoiler alert: I continued the rotation with Krampus 2019). I should break that pattern. The problem is that I am running out of ideas of what kind of devilry I can show Krampus perpetrating.

I was particularly pleased with this drawing. The kids look reasonably like who they should be, and I like how Krampus and Santa came out (as it were).

Oops: I intended to include the usual suspects on the naughty list, but I accidentally omitted Todd.

Gruss vom Krampus (2017)

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One for the road…alas.

All of a sudden I’ve been drawing krampuskarten for four years. It still feels like a new tradition (my drawing them, that is). I’m clearly in the time-flying-by phase of life.

Anyway, here’s last year’s model. Maia and Robby got to https://monsiana.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/2017-krampuskarten-2017-main.jpgstar in the inaugural 2015 card, Beth and Lisa took 2016, so that left Todd and me. And here we are. Pretty obvious “plot,” really, given that this whole nonsense started over the annual pouring of Southern Tier’s Krampus Helles Lager.

Unfortunately, we’re near the end of that component of Krampusnacht. We noticed a sharp decline in the availability of liquid Krampus last year, to the point where Todd called Southern Tier and learned that they will no longer be brewing it. (In my mind’s eye I see a frantic, tearful Todd making this call, but I doubt that’s how it went down and I’m certain he wouldn’t appreciate that.). I managed to get my hands on a couple of bottles of Krampus (deeply discounted in Total Wine’s annual post-Krampusnacht sale)(no, not really), so we’ll be able to toast Krampus this year (and maybe in 2019).

As for this drawing, I once again employed what is perhaps my favorite computer-aided cartooning trick: blowing up an area where fine detail is needed, then shrinking it back into the original drawing. Unfortunately, as is so often the case, it’s too hard to see the fine detail once the drawing has been shrunk.

Gruss vom Krampus (2016)

Krampus kard 2016
admiring the Christmas trim

Here’s my Krampuskarten from last year. As always, nobody comes out looking especially like themselves, though I think my version of Krampus himself is pretty consistent from Krampuskarten 2015.

Taking Krampus in a bit of a different direction here. As I understand it, he’s really about punishing the bad kids. Here he’s just lech-ing out on the womens. But that seems like something he’d do. If and when Krampusnacht catches on in the US—I still can’t believe it hasn’t—you can bet that this will be added to Krampus’s MO.

Quick housekeeping note: I’m going to start tagging people by first name only, and I may even go back and change the tags of my previous posts. I got some unwanted attention/feedback when tagees from previous posts came up in Google searches (but I’ll admit to being pleased that my blog posts showed up in the search results!).

Gruss vom Krampus! (2015)

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“Here’s to me!”

Spurred largely by Todd Whann’s tradition of breaking out bottles of Southern Tier’s eponymous helles lager right about this time of year, there’s been interest in and amusement over the idea of Krampus (very loosely: the Christmas devil) among some of my friends. For the most part, the interest has manifested in nothing more than seasonal downing of liquid Krampus.

It mystifies me that Krampus hasn’t caught on in the US. Austria and Bavaria celebrate Krampusnacht (as near as I can tell, this is basically Christmas Mardi Gras) and Krampuslauf (described as an alcohol-fueled run of celebrants dressed as Krampus); all we in this country can come up with is Krampus: The Christmas Devil, a regrettable, plot-less, budget-less, badly acted “film” that didn’t even feature Krampus (note this is NOT the 2015 movie that got a theater release). (Though, to be fair, the writers of Venture Brothers—one of the funniest shows on TV, by the way—did drop Krampus in their Christmas special a couple of years ago). 

Last year I took matters into my own hands and made a small effort toward establishing the proud tradition of Krampuskarten, the exchanging of (wait for it) Krampus-themed cards. How did Hallmark miss this? 

Because my Krampus-mania was set into motion by Todd, and because most of my own “observances” of Krampusnacht have been at his and Beth’s house, it seemed only right that Krampuskarten should feature a Whann. So here, riffing on the tradition of Krampus hauling off wicked children, is Krampuskarten 2015.

Robby and Maia aren’t wicked, per se, and it’s rather easy to imagine that they would handle such treatment in the way depicted here.